JESS + NATE + BFFs
One of the advantages of being together for so long is that we have the same best friends. Therefore, there are no "groomsmen" or "bridesmaids" but instead one, big wedding party to push us both down the aisle.
Alexa aka "Alaw"
lived the student life on the same floor as Nate in first year dorms and lived the good life with Jess frolicking Europe for 6 months on Exchange eating way too many Belgium waffles. She rides ponies for fun when she's not at the Petro station pumping gas.
Brian aka “Edge”
lived with Jess in the Beaverdamn in 4th year. This International man of business feeds all of us with his culinary skills and so we forgive his excessive sweating on the dance floor.
Danny aka
“D-Block”
was also in the infamous Albert St. dorms. He has a Latin temper and a Jewish sense of humour. He can be found doing his stand-up routine for his senoritas or Masche (his bulldog). His alter ego is Japanese clothing designer, Mr. Yamamoto.
Kyle aka "KG"
lived with Nate from 1st to 3rd year, and then lived with Jess in 4th year! The party is always at KG's place with a beautiful charcuterie of meats, meats, meats. But once the party's over, his place is spick n' span.
Sanjiv aka "Chips"
is everyone’s favourite hype man. He met Nate is 1st year and lived across the street from Jess in 3rd year. He knows how to get a party started - usually by yelling incoherently and flailing his limbs. He is now a world class VC which is fitting as he excels at spending other people’s money.
Simon aka "Super Nanny"
is Nathan’s younger brother and unsurprisingly has known Nate his whole life. While Simon might be younger, he’s always been more mature, often bailing Nathan and his friends out.
Taylor aka "Shields"
is one third of the "Woo Girls" (the other thirds being Jess and Nate). Always up for a shimmy and lives a sitcom life that will make your stomach hurt with laughter (favourite episode: No good deed goes unpunished on the VIA Rail)
Vicky aka “Vic-Vic-Victorious”
met in grade 4 when all of the Kumon finally paid off and both Vicky and Jess got into Gifted school. Vicky now removes bullets from people's faces for a living. She probably will never read this because technology scares her.
Vik aka “Coach”
lived in the same dorm as Nate in 1st year, and the same home as Jess in 4th year (there’s a pattern starting to emerge here). He’s our life “Coach”, always ready to give unsolicited, but much needed advice complete with Gantt charts. He currently lives in Charlotte...I mean NYC.
THE WITNESS
Aaron aka
"Air-on"
Aaron is about to become a dad, so he's been tasked with the duty of "witnessing". Jess met Aaron at P&G. They spent 25% of their time helping Canadians mask poo smells with Febreze, and 75% taking coffee breaks. Aaron moved to NYC which gave Nate and Jess zero incentive to make any new friends.